Category is: Interwebs

Reserved Sentimental Intellectual Giver


eXpressive: 3/10

Practical: 2/10

Physical: 0/10

Giver: 8/10

You are a RSIG–Reserved Sentimental Intellectual Giver. This makes you a People-Pleaser.

Oh, RSIG! You are the most complicated and dynamic of any type. You are brilliant, tender, romantic and a joy to be with. You’re the favorite of many of your friends. It’s just not a party until you get there. You are bursting with feeling and sentiment and insight but you very rarely express it—it’s not how you want to present yourself to the world. Although you are always studying your non-romantic relationships—you turn a blind eye to romantic relationships.

You’re highly adaptable, and you conform to your circumstances (maybe you’re a youngest child?). You would probably be content with almost anyone, and almost anyone would be blissfully happy to have you. But just because you’re content doesn’t mean you’re happy. Don’t settle!

You’d rather ignore your problems than rock the boat by creating conflict. Please understand that in the long run ignoring conflict will make you unhappy and your partner exhausted. Try picking a fight just to see how it goes. You’ll find out that solving problems is so satisfying for you that it makes conflict worth it.

Your sex life could be fantastic if you could stop worrying about everything so much (did I wash my hands? how do I look? what do I need to do tomorrow?). You need a sweet, expressive lover who makes you feel at ease and never puts pressure on you. If you feel secure with your partner outside the bedroom, it will make all the difference.

You cry at movies. A lot.

Of the 3501 people who have taken this quiz, 4.3 % are this type.

Interesting… Sounds like I edited it or something but I swear I didn’t!

Apropo of nothing: Happy birthday Carly!

I Hate AOL

Dear diary Interwebs

AOL has to be the most unstable piece of software I’ve ever had the misfortune to use, and every other contender for that prize I’ve long since stopped using. It’s ridiculous! There are even three copies of it on this machine and I’m not sure why or which one is actually running. Also some spywary type virus thing has made anything you put into either the AOL browser or IE direct to some fake search site, which is just great. Firefox is as yet unperturbed by these goings on, which is nice.

Happy birthday to Mikey!

I swear these numbers must be made-up…


Wackiness: 484/100
Rationality: 462/100
Constructiveness: 72/100
Leadership: 40/100

You are a WRCF–Wacky Rational Constructive Follower. This makes you Paul Begala. You are unflappable and largely unconcerned with others’ reactions to you. You were not particularly interested in the results of this test, and probably took it only as a result of someone else asking you to.

You have a biting wit and intense powers of observation. No detail is lost on you, and your friends know it–relying on you to have the facts when others express only opinions. You are even-tempered, friendly, and educated. Foolish strangers may mistake your mildness for weakness–they will be surprised.

You entire approach to life is enviable. You will raise good kids.

Who’s Paul Begala??

32 questions, thiefed.


Nicked off Matt, cos haven’t done one of these for ages!

1. What is your Full Name?

Daniel Jose Govan-Prini
2.What color trousers are you wearing right now?
Black, natch and as-per-usual.
3. What are you listening to right now?
Moloko on Radio 1
4. What are the last two digits of your phone number?
I don’t know, I never have to ring it :-P
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Black. Did you ever do that think where you put a bunch of random colours on a piece of paper and then cover the whole thing with black crayon? Then you scrape the black off in a strategic manner to reveal a magnificent technicolour picture, whilst getting your hands, clothes and general surroundings filthy and covered with black crayon shavings. Yes, black. Definitely black.
6. How is the weather right now?
Insanely sunny. I feel all sleepy from being out in the sun too long :-)
7. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Err, my mother maybe?
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their height, or lack of it.
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
I stole it, but also yes ;-)
10. How are you today?
Sleepy and worried.

Meme #23427


Via, erm, most bloggers I know:

INTP – “Architect”. Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.

Yaay! Sounds perfect :-) Spot on! And only 3.3%? I’m well rare, me!

Conscious self Overall self

Yeah, I’d pretty much go along with that…

Enneagram Test Results

Type 1 Perfectionism |||||| 23%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 36%
Type 3 Image Awareness |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Type 4 Sensitivity |||||||||||||||| 66%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||| 36%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 56%

Your Conscious-Surface type is 5w4
Your Unconscious-Overall type is 2w1

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I like the difference there between sensitivity and helpfulness. “Yes I know what you want, I’m just pretending I don’t so I won’t have to do anything about it.” ;-)

Grr Microsoft!

Interwebs Photography

I’m really shocked that Microsoft have reshaped Hotmail into a format that is actually pretty close to being completely useless.


…Does it take you to MSN’s homepage when you log out of hotmail?
…Do all the windows open with javascript? So you cannot shift-click into new windows. But don’t worry, I wanted to load mail one at a time anyway >:-/
…Does it open all links in a frikking pointless frame with the helpful “You are visiting a site outside of Hotmail.” Gee Wizz, you reckon? Not to mention that it fucks up all auto-reply things.
…Does it insist in logging onto Messenger to check who’s online whenever, and every time you look at the inbox? If I wanted to know that, I’d log into messenger myself! Bloody redundant integration rubbish.

You shouldn’t need a P4 and broadband to look at email.

In other news; does this mean it’s crunch time for gay marriages in the US? It would be most amusing if it failed, and horrifying if it succeeded.

Also: meet Stu:


MT sucks

Bloggery Interwebs

MT is so rubbish. Putting pictures up is incredibly laborious in the first place, clearly it wasn?t meant to deal with many pics at once, but the fact that you can’t get it to write the html for adding pics/thumbnails/popups or whatever without having just uploaded the image in question is stupid. Especially when a browser error means I lose all the script I have. So my choices I am left with are

  1. Upload all the pictures again. Even though they are already there and I’ve spent an hour and a half putting them there.
  2. Write the HTML again myself, which is very difficult if only because I don’t know the dimensions of the pictures
  3. Bugger all the fancy crap and plonk all the pics on the same page that will take ages to download. Grr.

Went with 3. Clink on the link below to see the pictures from Last nights epic Boogie Nights/Reckless night out. Sorry about the download time.

Sing for absolution


Erk, I should probably blog some shouldn’t I?

Hrm, OK, here goes.

Something Positive and Saturnalia are both fantastic web comics, Escape Velocity Nova is a fantastic game, Pop Idol is fixed, 2D Fourier Transforms are not fun, Celebdaq is too easy, Muse’s Absolution, Basement Jaxx’s Kish Kash and Outkast’s Speakerboxxx / The Love Below are all fantastic albums, Damian from Ok Go is insanely attractive, all it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing and I found a very cool camera for around 200 quid… Hrm… Even more people are leaving campus this weekend, just a few of my peeps left!

It’s oh so quiet. It’s oh so still.

This town (aaahh-ahh) is coming like a ghost town.

Lyrics can be fun! =)

RPG’s can be fun too


Raised by a Democrat Family
Requirements :
Description : You were raised in large city and never taken to a Protestant Christian church (-2 INT)and were taught not to be “intolerant”(-2 STR)and you were also taught that gun rights should be non-existent and guns should be taken from American citizens(no firearms skills whatsoever), however, because you are “tolerant” and believe that all religions and even gays go to heaven you are well liked by everyone except people with half of a brain.(+2 maximum followers, +3 charisma)

Raised by a Republican family
Requirements :
White human male only
Description : You were raised to support the Caladonain Bush dynasty of tyrants. You learned to spot the differences between humans and half-humans quickly (+3 Perception). You also have +2 to the explosives discipline, to help you bomb abortion clinics. However, your Uber Christian family home schooled you to keep you away from zionist conspiracies (-4 intelligence). You get a (-20 reaction from non-humans, and +20 reaction from humans wearing white robes). You cannot talk to men, because you fear you’d like it too much.

The joy of gifs


Pride Guide 2001 by Seldo — 46 pages, 40.2 MB
Pride Guide 2002 by me — 68 pages, 31.5 MB
Pride Guide 2003 also by me — 79 pages, 18.5 MB

Odd huh?

And another thing, what kind of dumbass dog comes home from walking in the park and immediately does all of its business on the kitchen floor? Stupid animal.