I’m sure every non-troglodyte has heard of the mystical iPhone with it’s amazing power to bring breakfast in bed and cure cancer. There were rumors a couple of weeks ago that Microsoft were working on a competitor to said fabled iPhone (blessed be Steve Jobs), but it turned out to be an iTable! Huzzah! Well not really; they call it a Microsoft Surface, but it sure looks like an iTable to me.
In any case they’re not stopping there. Just around the corner is iToaster! Ha, take that Apple! Well not necessarily; it’s still mostly guesswork at the moment. But they are cooking up a kitchen client! And if Microsoft Kitchen doesn’t put an LCD screen on the side of a toaster and have it tell you when your toast is burning then they’re missing a trick.